Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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Scales: Mermiads Are Real is an extremely bizarre take on mermaid lore and mythology. Please enjoy my review
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  1. Jack Grazer

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  2. Heyejen

    Heyejen17 päivää sitten


  3. ToastyRamen :p

    ToastyRamen :pUukausi sitten

    Jack Grazer hAvE yOu EvEr hEaRd oF A sTaPh inFeCtiOn

  4. Sophie Sullivan

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  5. Sophie Sullivan

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  6. bubbly loser

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  7. Adriana rodriguez

    Adriana rodriguez11 tuntia sitten

    The mermaids deserve to die now

  8. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe11 tuntia sitten

    I feel like this movie was created by a group of people who weren’t ready for a presentation so they rush through it and get this as the final product.

  9. Foolishcrayon Person

    Foolishcrayon Person12 tuntia sitten

    Siren more like SIREN HEAD

  10. Lol Lol

    Lol Lol12 tuntia sitten

    Siren: im a mermaid *proceeds to walk away like debby ryan in radio rebel*

  11. Rubysell Munoz

    Rubysell Munoz13 tuntia sitten

    I love this movie❤

  12. Sweet Hysteria

    Sweet Hysteria13 tuntia sitten

    Danny: “lo key smashing the water” Hentai artist: is that a challenge?

  13. EthanPlayz_Roblox

    EthanPlayz_Roblox13 tuntia sitten

    Im 9 Minutes in and I feel like Adams dad and his friend are hunters.

  14. Milkycharizard

    Milkycharizard14 tuntia sitten

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="910">15:10</a> just imagine how many men lost their lives when they started singing... Wailing

  15. Jacob O

    Jacob O14 tuntia sitten

    Where even his orgons bones and ski- dont Imange that

  16. Rosemary Szabo

    Rosemary Szabo15 tuntia sitten

    anyone else heard "reeeeeeeeee" in the background when she was talking about the water?

  17. Poppetz

    Poppetz15 tuntia sitten

    s c a l e s

  18. Conall Valentine

    Conall Valentine15 tuntia sitten

    Nobody: I'm a mermaid "walks away"

  19. Bekah Is A Weeb

    Bekah Is A Weeb16 tuntia sitten

    I just made my sister watch this movie... She loves it..

  20. zombievomit

    zombievomit16 tuntia sitten

    watah bendah

  21. Maddie Dasilva

    Maddie Dasilva16 tuntia sitten

    "ahh the bathroom" "no one has gone to the bathroom in years!" "mY bOnEs aRe gEtTiNg sQuIsHy"

  22. Hector Evans

    Hector Evans18 tuntia sitten

    haha offishically

  23. Skylar Thompson

    Skylar Thompson18 tuntia sitten

    The only black character in this movie is a villain.

  24. Somebody Once told me

    Somebody Once told me19 tuntia sitten

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1047">17:27</a> *racism intensifies*

  25. Thecheezy Weebboy

    Thecheezy Weebboy19 tuntia sitten

    Danny’s wall be like. G. R. E. G.

  26. Content Police

    Content Police19 tuntia sitten

    Instead of blood bending it's 65% bending

  27. Merani :D

    Merani :D19 tuntia sitten

    all i gotta say about this movie is.... water benders

  28. Neo Gene

    Neo Gene20 tuntia sitten

    If the dad kills mermaids for the blood that can cure all deseases, why didnt he cure his son?

  29. Mister Tootsie

    Mister Tootsie21 tunti sitten

    Show me one more Old Spice ad Susan...

  30. Luke dela Luna

    Luke dela Luna21 tunti sitten

    Is it just me or is Siren basically a water bender from avatar?

  31. haylie e

    haylie e22 tuntia sitten

    the only reason i watched it was for jack haha

  32. Minnyo

    Minnyo23 tuntia sitten

    *w h a ?*

  33. Justin Mckay

    Justin Mckay23 tuntia sitten

    Those mermaid Hunters are racist they try to kill poor mermaids those mermaids Hunters should be a shame on their self

  34. Mia Lillebø

    Mia LillebøPäivä sitten

    I needed this laugh so much

  35. Charlotte Rebecca Lundberg

    Charlotte Rebecca LundbergPäivä sitten

    Parent: "We need to talk about the drug paraphernalia that I found in your room." Kid: "Why can't we just have a nice moment?!" Parent: "You're absolutely right. Let's make some popcorn and watch funny cat videos on FIgos instead!" ✌✌

  36. Charlotte Rebecca Lundberg

    Charlotte Rebecca LundbergPäivä sitten

    Omg - it's officer Kate from Angel!! 😲 😲 (the Buffy the vampire slayer spin-off). Playing mermaid girls adoptive mom. I kind of wondered where they all are now, from the Angel show. I don't know if this is good or bad news.. Love your videos by the way 🌻 Update about 10 mins later: I recognize a lot of the actors from smaller roles in different tv-shows from the late 1980's / 1990's /early 2000's. So this is like a last resort for forgotten b-list celebs/actors? *Hughn*

  37. Alex Mandel

    Alex MandelPäivä sitten

    All of your videos crack me up, especially this one. Your are the best.

  38. Fluffy Paws

    Fluffy PawsPäivä sitten

    Heres a coincidence I was watching your video and then the SCALES:MERMAIDS ARE REAL movie came/played and my aunt pass by and on my aunt's shirt says _COINCIDENCES_

  39. Banana Pop Productions!

    Banana Pop Productions!Päivä sitten

    Danny the reason the mermaids don't want to heal others is cus they will die if the hunters take their blood, cups they slaughter the mermaids-

  40. Banana Pop Productions!

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  41. whatisthischannelfor?

    whatisthischannelfor?Päivä sitten

    tbh i dont think this movie iis not that bad. or am i just insane?

  42. Superman_jaedyn Ll

    Superman_jaedyn LlPäivä sitten

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1589">26:29</a> it sounds so rong

  43. sensei SAUSE

    sensei SAUSEPäivä sitten

    Naming your child MURDERER

  44. Kid Cloner

    Kid ClonerPäivä sitten

    Danny: that’s probably not true I think he just wants an excuse to kidnap another- Ad: *pampers with a baby at the beginning* Me: that was.....perfect😂

  45. General Grievous

    General GrievousPäivä sitten

    I am very proud that I am truely Greg

  46. Gillian Tackett

    Gillian TackettPäivä sitten

    The singing sent me

  47. Miranda Rahn

    Miranda RahnPäivä sitten

    wait does she not like , take showers? like wouldn’t she transform then??

  48. Cloverxs _

    Cloverxs _Päivä sitten

    I just watched a movie. BUT BETTER

  49. Carson Arrow

    Carson ArrowPäivä sitten

    The tail looks like a damn boner

  50. Lydia Grosskopf

    Lydia GrosskopfPäivä sitten

    Me hearing a siren: shut the fuck up it’s annoying and I’m trying to get out of this burning house

  51. Medic

    MedicPäivä sitten

    This was the most confusing and questionable movie but this review made me laugh my fucking ass off

  52. Carina Ceretti

    Carina CerettiPäivä sitten

    Omg this is a low budget movie, and Morgan Fairchild is in it imao😹😹

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  54. Evelyn Nwoke

    Evelyn NwokePäivä sitten

    I just looked at the thumbnail and just started laughing

  55. Bailey Perryman

    Bailey PerrymanPäivä sitten

    isnt the human bod made up of 75% water???

  56. DancingMikaylaOfficial

    DancingMikaylaOfficialPäivä sitten

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="110">1:50</a> oh..oh boy XD

  57. samara thibodeau

    samara thibodeauPäivä sitten

    "this is not the time" as if there's an appropriate time to kidnap and kill MERMAIDS. W H A T ?

  58. Derp Wolf

    Derp WolfPäivä sitten

    His bone legit disintegrated if anything were to break it would be in a diagonal pattern because of the impact

  59. Katelyn Perez

    Katelyn PerezPäivä sitten

    My whole life, I've dreamt of air. Not just being in it or walking around in it, but living in it, breathing it, tasting it, LOVING IT! LOVING THE AIR.

  60. Emma Sofie

    Emma SofiePäivä sitten

    Hunters: want mermaid blood because it can cure any disease Us in 2020: KILL ALL MERMAIDS

  61. minivisual_bedroomアライブ

    minivisual_bedroomアライブPäivä sitten

    If the mermaids were real they have to give majority of their blood bc of covid 19

  62. Baylee Bee

    Baylee BeePäivä sitten

    They said fishly a mermaid. Why!???? That's not funny.

  63. RoxyIs NotHere

    RoxyIs NotHerePäivä sitten

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1245">20:45</a> omg it’s the voice actor for Louis from twdg

  64. ZER009

    ZER009Päivä sitten

    Dolphin man will be in the sequel.

  65. Robotic Puppet

    Robotic PuppetPäivä sitten

    Bro Danny is the funniest FIgosr ever 😂

  66. Muffins ツ

    Muffins ツPäivä sitten

    Now I don’t wanna see a childhood is ruined...

  67. millstei

    millsteiPäivä sitten

    Okay but who's gonna tell him why people laughed when she went to the bathroom?

  68. Gavin Reactions

    Gavin ReactionsPäivä sitten

    Can they fix corona

  69. cute homosexual

    cute homosexualPäivä sitten

    i’m sorry the fucking side ponytail makes me so angry it’s so ugly

  70. Brayan B

    Brayan BPäivä sitten

    the guy at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="968">16:08</a> reaallllllyyy looks similar to wolverine

  71. ima whiteboy

    ima whiteboyPäivä sitten

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="93">1:33</a> though!😆😆

  72. Keira W

    Keira WPäivä sitten

    At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="897">14:57</a> they missed the perfect opportunity to say "You're ofFISHally a mermaid"

  73. Kylie Martinez

    Kylie MartinezPäivä sitten

    I watched this my self. it’s different.

  74. Cera Sabodski

    Cera SabodskiPäivä sitten

    Is anyone gonna point out that a lot of the older mermaids look like they had plastic surgery, or am I the only one who noticed that?

  75. Lilli-Rose Cobb

    Lilli-Rose CobbPäivä sitten

    Nobody: Danny: aha i got your head your not going anywhere now missy 😏 ;P

  76. Lilli-Rose Cobb

    Lilli-Rose CobbPäivä sitten

    Why does danny say "go to the bathroom" in a british accent im confused 😂

  77. Xan imations

    Xan imationsPäivä sitten

    Siren is the same age as me.

  78. greysunflowers 72

    greysunflowers 72Päivä sitten

    there was this scene earlier in the movie where after siren runs out of school her friend follows her and they walk down to the beach and on the way everyone is just staring at them? really creepily? and it’s never explained so like idk why random people were just staring at these girls walking by.

  79. Anime_ Squad

    Anime_ SquadPäivä sitten

    Isn't naming a mermaid 'Siren' is naming a human 'person'-Danny Gonzalez

  80. jelly beam

    jelly beamPäivä sitten

    Am I the only one who says hi back to him at the start

  81. Gorillo Man

    Gorillo ManPäivä sitten

    Adam's Dad's friend is introduced like he's going to put her in a sex trafficking ring.

  82. sawyer

    sawyerPäivä sitten

    Siren: You're made of 65% water. *Proceeds to murder the hunter with absolutely no remorse*

  83. Cheese Queen

    Cheese QueenPäivä sitten

    Who else can not help but ball there eyes laughing watching him

  84. izzy LaTour

    izzy LaTourPäivä sitten

    Adams creepy dad is low key attractive

  85. eric benavidez

    eric benavidezPäivä sitten

    Bruh I got the same disease as the little kid. It really sucks to live with

  86. lava that needs 2,000 subs bc i beg

    lava that needs 2,000 subs bc i begPäivä sitten

    That picture tho?