r/Choosingbeggars "I WIll Buy Your New Mac Book Pro for $0"

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r/Choosingbeggars Ever wonder how choosing beggars try to buy new computers? Well, its pretty simple, really. Basically they just demand a ridiculously low price and then cuss the seller out when they inevitably refuse. Capitalism in action! If you like this video, subscribe for more funny Reddit content!
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  1. DragonballArtz

    DragonballArtz3 tuntia sitten

    This be people I go to school with

  2. Eddy Hawley

    Eddy Hawley3 tuntia sitten

    Quick someone play the Soviet anthem

  3. Rya 31

    Rya 319 tuntia sitten

    I kinda did this to some people on fivver. I wanted something complicated built in 3d form, and quickly realized my $50 wasn't going to cut it. Luckily, one designer brought his like $250 price tag down to $90, probably at reduced quality and extended deadline, but still pretty generous.

  4. J watkins

    J watkins10 tuntia sitten

    Single moms at it again, if you can't feed them, don't breed them ffs

  5. Konoyaro Gaming

    Konoyaro Gaming11 tuntia sitten

    Personally I would send 20x10 pixel pictures to them. Not even of their wedding but someone else's entirely.

  6. Stripedbottom

    Stripedbottom12 tuntia sitten

    I will never for the life of me understand this logic. "I can get it cheaper elsewhere", "Someone I know can do it cheaper and faster than you", "Someone I know can do it better than you" Then WHY THE HELL are you wasting your time, and mine?


    TRIPPY15 tuntia sitten

    When a man asked me to draw for free Me : Ok, I do it for free and since its free, I am free to draw whatever I like and I will put Zero Efforts since its free. I think I will draw a stickman. The dude : *Blocks me*

  8. Theo Brits

    Theo Brits17 tuntia sitten

    R500 is about $30

  9. Paige Boggs

    Paige Boggs18 tuntia sitten

    Rslash my friend lives with choosing beggars/ entitled people how does she send you her stories?!

  10. Elite#360

    Elite#36019 tuntia sitten

    Dont you normally blur profanity

  11. Not a bizarre Guy

    Not a bizarre Guy23 tuntia sitten

    I have a r/choosing beggars experience So I was playing this Roblox game called project JoJo (people who loves Jojo and plays Roblox probably know this game) This game has abilities and can be trade So the beggar is a dude that wants to trade an ability I want (Rumble) I want to trade with him GER and made in heaven but he said no He want my star Platinum over heaven that I think was too much for Rumble GER and made in heaven is allready too much for Rumble I want Rumble but it was pretty decent ability and GER and Made in heaven is high tier ability When I say I don't wanna trade my SPOH with his Rumble he says "WHY? I JUST WANT SPOH IS IT TOO MUCH?" I say yes and he keeps attacking me He was weak but he is still annoying I was helping my friend finding so it's a problem he keeps killing my friend I was fed up with him and I say I will trade him When he sent me trade I say SIKE then leave I am sure he is very mad And then I buy a VIP server and help my friend there

  12. Butter Boi

    Butter BoiPäivä sitten

    3:33 to 3:42 that person is so stupid their making them talk the idiot....

  13. Jared G.

    Jared G.Päivä sitten

    The entitlement makes me gag

  14. Autumn Queen Mangle Wild

    Autumn Queen Mangle WildPäivä sitten

    The first CB was so hippy or something, I'm not judging but it sounds like he's either crazy or trying to use OPs religion or something against him. "The universe is punishing you for being greedy" and "You have a bad vibe" sounds strange, considering OP is litterally his wife's best friend apparently

  15. DDan

    DDanPäivä sitten

    The voices you do are great. Can you do some voices for my FIgos channel? It will be great exposure for you, I have almost 5 followers. Please?

  16. abdullah ahmad

    abdullah ahmadPäivä sitten


  17. Sammy Lawrence

    Sammy LawrencePäivä sitten

    The text with "You're my wife's best friend you should do it for free.I'm spending close to 5,000 in" the screen gliched there is it rslash's fault or my screen's fault.

  18. somethingsomethingDarkSide

    somethingsomethingDarkSidePäivä sitten

    Reusing content? Ugh.

  19. Pikachumbo

    PikachumboPäivä sitten

    Seller:what are you talking about Buyer:Y E S

  20. Chocolover5652

    Chocolover5652Päivä sitten

    I’m a pharmacy tech... you won’t believe the amount of choosing beggars in this field.... their plan pays 90 percent of their medication. Yet they still argue with me about why they have to pay 1.50, they never paid before, I never pay. My medicine is fully covered. Every single time.... 🙄

  21. CME Gordy

    CME Gordy2 päivää sitten

    rSlash I do not have a reddit account or know anything really about it but I have a story you can use. Many years ago my father was the manger of a pizza joint in santa fe texas which people in the area know very well. So onto the story My father was just working and they got a phone call as they do and he picks up the phone to a karen whom had earlier ordered a double cheese and double pepperoni pizza. She says "can I speak to the manager?" he goes "I am the manager how can I help you?" (karen) "Yes I ordered this pizza and it's really greasy; like their is a puddle of grease on it." (manager) "yeah what about it?" (karen) "That's not healthy now is it?" (manager) " No it's pizza." (karen rage mode) (yelling jibberish) (manger) (hangs up). Not the best story but still kinda funny to see the idiocy in these people because she was going to try to get a free pizza by claiming it was unhealthy seriously how dumb can a person be is what I would say but I have listened too a bunch of your videos and have heard worse.

  22. TheBarrelracer00

    TheBarrelracer002 päivää sitten

    Have y’all seen this?? It works! ref.surveyjunkies.co/lilygirl00

  23. Franoshka Telemaque

    Franoshka Telemaque2 päivää sitten

    Watch the kids ??? 🤣

  24. Autumn

    Autumn2 päivää sitten

    Artist exposure = gallery spots. Not some crap-pastes’ living room where no one will see it.

  25. Cinnamon Sun

    Cinnamon Sun2 päivää sitten

    8:08 you’ll never take me Alive Coppers!

  26. Michael Mcdowell

    Michael Mcdowell2 päivää sitten

    I would have kept the deposit for labor and deleted that shit

  27. Scott Hurr

    Scott Hurr2 päivää sitten

    OMG... I'm an independent artist so I've had so many of those messages. Usually on Facebook. The Laptop story reminded me of something. I have some Fantastic friends who hand down their electronic equipment whenever they upgrade. Really sweet people but they get some Serious choosing beggars. People getting upset and whining because they're not Actually getting given the latest tech, demanding they upgrade sooner, or literal begging. They Get Nothing. But my laptop died recently and I cannot afford to replace it. 3 of them offered me their old ones And tech support. Greatest People Ever. Unless you're a choosing beggar. ;)

  28. Rey Draco

    Rey Draco2 päivää sitten

    Wow, that mom with the tattoo cover-up. Uh, if you are a single mom, that's the last thing you should be worried about spending money on. Sounds like my sister with cigarettes, shopping, and getting her nails done. Plus, you always want to be nice to a person who is putting something permanent on your body. One wrong move and you could go from having a really nice tattoo, to having a terrible tattoo or worse. An offensive one.

  29. charles farber

    charles farber2 päivää sitten

    Hey just to let you know lol stands for laugh out loud

  30. Jane Berghaus

    Jane Berghaus3 päivää sitten

    Stop using that immature voice. It detracts from the content, which is already entertaining.

  31. FettMan Gaming

    FettMan Gaming3 päivää sitten

    just make your vids age restricted, that way you can just swear my dude lol

  32. Crossuu San

    Crossuu San3 päivää sitten

    1st one is kinda like r/entitledparents

  33. Jammy The demon

    Jammy The demon3 päivää sitten

    i’m beginning to sense a pattern here

  34. GRBTutorials

    GRBTutorials3 päivää sitten

    Whenever someone says“but my *insert friend or relative* can do it cheaper” after asking you, you instantly can dismiss them as a beggar. If your relative/friend is so good, why don’t you ask him before me?

  35. Core Dream Studios

    Core Dream Studios3 päivää sitten

    Beggers need to be slapped upside the damn head. Nothing is FREE 9/10 ths of the time.

  36. KingCobrai

    KingCobrai3 päivää sitten

    Yeah I told my sister I wanted to see her in bed, but she wanted 20 dollars?! What happened to family discounts?

  37. Critter Whisperer

    Critter Whisperer3 päivää sitten

    🤣🤣🤣I saw the MacBook Pro thumbnail. I had to click it. Getting the new one myself. Expensive though ooof

  38. Jessi Williams

    Jessi Williams3 päivää sitten

    Just wanted to say there is a girl on TikTok begging David Dobrik for a new car. Her name is ellaboyett. In her videos she sounds just like a choosingbegger. vm.tiktok.com/XEf7WL/

  39. J K

    J K3 päivää sitten

    Omg the way you kept saying Helloooo was cracking me up

  40. Bighappy

    Bighappy3 päivää sitten

    I hate it when people say, but you're rich you can afford it!!! No i budget my money for the things i need and save for the things i want. That's all part of my budget. I also take very good care of the things i currently have to keep them looking as new for as long as possible. But i am in no way rich. You want rich? Go talk to bill gates..

  41. M H

    M H3 päivää sitten

    This is one of the better posts. I really appreciate these because it not only shows me that I'm not the only one dealing with absurd people, but that it could always be worse.

  42. darkPegasista

    darkPegasista3 päivää sitten

    Kinda disappointed that you didn't read the groom in a heavy German accent

  43. RoséTriedCopyingBom'sVocalsButFailed so bad

    RoséTriedCopyingBom'sVocalsButFailed so bad3 päivää sitten

    ok but the voiceover is annoying me

  44. devilcorn gaming1234

    devilcorn gaming12343 päivää sitten

    One time I encountered a choosing beggar when I was selling something that costed 150$ only pickup Choosing beggars: can you do 100$ with delivery included Me:no

  45. TammTamz

    TammTamz3 päivää sitten

    I’m calling BS on the first one. That sounds staged AF

  46. kitty mom

    kitty mom3 päivää sitten

    Spends 5k on 4 brats but can't pay for a painting fuck that piece of shit. I would say pay me up front for babysitting or I'm not coming. And I would even say I want a deposit incase you stay late and try to take advantage of me.

  47. Turtwlz

    Turtwlz3 päivää sitten

    This is my favourite choosingbeggars story by FAR.

  48. HupfDole87

    HupfDole873 päivää sitten

    The first story had a follow up with his wife, her "best friend". That follow up was even worse. Like 10 times worse. That couple is one of the worst "friends" I´ve ever come across. Check it up yourselves, just horrible people!

  49. WelpWhyNot

    WelpWhyNot3 päivää sitten

    Imagine if the choosing begger could leave a comment or review and it was "Zero stars because they wouldn't build me a 6ft village for free" and then everyone who would see it would have visible confusion

  50. #Eaghan Projects

    #Eaghan Projects3 päivää sitten

    “Exposure” doesn’t feed my dog

  51. Nigel Pettitt

    Nigel Pettitt3 päivää sitten

    I must hear an update about those wedding scum bags. Did the company delete???I absolutely hate people that won't pay others for their work.


    F13RY ASASSIN4 päivää sitten

    8:45 he could’ve just negotiated if he didn’t want to he could’ve said no didn’t have to be so rude

  53. XenoKnight 56

    XenoKnight 564 päivää sitten

    CB: it's the UniVErsE punishing you... God: Uno reverse!

  54. San bravo

    San bravo4 päivää sitten

    8:44 i have to say that that was unnecessarily rude just saying

  55. TacDyne

    TacDyne4 päivää sitten

    You really need to leave the names visible on these...

  56. Seebaer

    Seebaer4 päivää sitten

    When at 10:26 i read "German" I just sunk into the floor. We certainly have the most embarassing Karen-type of stereotype one can imagine

  57. Cj Desantis

    Cj Desantis4 päivää sitten

    Guys just go read Reddit stop supporting these lazy creators who just steal people's posts

  58. D Vigz

    D Vigz4 päivää sitten

    that village story LOLLLLLLLLLL

  59. ZiSt1989

    ZiSt19894 päivää sitten

    binging game for you: CB story #1 take a shot everytime that plonker says *'wow'* -> alc poisoning guaranteed! (except if you happen to be an Irish guy, lmao)

  60. Daddy Trump

    Daddy Trump4 päivää sitten

    I feel like it’s fine to haggle or ask something but if people are pushy or rude after being rejected that’s when I start judging them.